( ! ) Notice: Only variables should be passed by reference in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/models/HomePageTable.php on line 32
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.0757	4387080	Core_Model_HomePageTable->getCategoryArticles( $params = class stdClass { public $categoryId = '1050304000'; public $categoryCreationId = '1050304'; public $itemsPerPage = 20; public $pageNo = 1; public $mediaOption = 2 } )	.../HomePageController.php:502

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

बायपास झालेल्या मैत्रिणीला दुसऱ्या मैत्रिणीचा मेसेज

सोमवार,मार्च 4, 2024

( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

झक्कास 5 जोक्स

शनिवार,मार्च 2, 2024

२ चा पाढा एका कागदावर लिहून तो जाळल्यास जी राख तयार होते तिला ‘बेचिराख’ म्हणतात! शाळे वाले पुस्तकांच्या पानांचे फोटो काढून पाठवत आहेत... मी पण विचार करतोय नोटांचा फोटो काढून पाठवून देवू फी पण भरली जाईल.

( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

बंड्याने दिले भन्नाट उत्तर

रविवार,फेब्रुवारी 18, 2024

गुरूजी : एक बाई एका तासांत 50 पोळ्या बनवत असेल, तर तीन बायका एका तासांत किती पोळ्या बनवतील ? बंड्या : एकही नाही. कारण, ती एकटी आहे म्हणूनच तर काम करते. तिघीजणी मिळून फक्त गप्पा मारतील.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

चप्पल कमी झिजते

शनिवार,फेब्रुवारी 17, 2024

शेजारी - का मारता आहात मुलाला ? पुणेकर - अहो ह्याला जीना एक पायरी सोडून चढ़ म्हणजे चप्पल कमी झिजते असे सांगितले होते, हा गाढव दोन पायर्‍या सोडून चढला..... शेजारी - अहो मग मारता कश्यासाठी ? चप्पल आजून कमी झिजेल ना... पुणेकर - अहो पण चड्डी ...

( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

कोथिंबिर आणुन देणाराच खरा

बुधवार,फेब्रुवारी 14, 2024

गुलाब आणुन देणारा फक्त फेब्रुवारी पुरताच.... कोथिंबिर आणुन देणाराच खरा...!

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

पुरुषांचं आयुष्य सुखी असण्याची ७ कारणं....

मंगळवार,फेब्रुवारी 6, 2024

१. त्यांचं आडनाव आयुष्यभर एकच असतं. २. त्याचं फोनवरचं संभाषण ३० सेकंदात संपतं. ३. ५/६ दिवसांच्या सहलीसाठी त्यांना एक जीन्स पुरेशी असते. ४. कोणी त्यांना आमंत्रण द्यायला विसरलं तरीही त्यांची मैत्री टिकून राहते.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

पुणेरी डोके : महाभारत आणि रामायण मध्ये काय फरक ?

गुरूवार,फेब्रुवारी 1, 2024

कोणीतरी एकदा पुण्यातील एका प्रख्यात वकीलाला प्रश्न विचारले महाभारत आणि रामायण मध्ये काय फरक आहे?

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

मन्याशी पहिल्यांदा मुलगी स्वत:हून बोलली

मंगळवार,जानेवारी 23, 2024

मन्याशी पहिल्यांदा मुलगी स्वत:हून बोलली बंड्या: काय झालं, तू एवढा आनंदी कसा आहेस? मन्या: आज पहिल्यांदा माझ्याशी एक मुलगी स्वतःहून बोलली. बंड्या: अरे वा! कसं काय? मन्या: मी बसमध्ये बसलो होतो आणि ती मुलगी येऊन म्हणाली, ऊठ ही लेडीज सीट आहे.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

कामवाली बाई पंधरा दिवस झाले येत नव्हती

बुधवार,जानेवारी 17, 2024

हिम्मतराव ड्रॉईंग रूम मध्ये बसले. शेजारीण त्या बाईला घेऊन वहिनींबरोबर किचन रूम मधे गेल्या. शेजारीणला आपली किती काळजी आहे हा विचार करुन हिम्मतरावांच्या डोळ्यातून पाणी आलं. त्यांना विश्वासच वाटत नव्हता की आजच्या काळात पण काही लोक दुसऱ्याचं दुःख ...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Diwali Cleaning जरा मन आवरायला घेऊ

रविवार,नोव्हेंबर 12, 2023

दिवाळीत आपल्या मनाचंही केलं तर? मनातली अशी अडगळ. कधीचे सायडिंगला पडलेले माळे. त्या माळ्यावर टाकून दिलेल्या आठवणी, त्यातले काच संताप चिडचिड आणि काही मनभर पसरलेला पसारा त्यावर बसलेली धूळ, अस्ताव्यस्त भावनांचे तुकडे, नकोशा ...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

दिवाळीसाठी कडक पुणेरी सूचना

सोमवार,नोव्हेंबर 6, 2023

कृपया दिवाळीच्या शुभेच्छा कमीत कमी शब्दात द्याव्यात. उगीच लांबड लावू नये

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

काट्याने आणि मुकाट्याने

सोमवार,ऑक्टोबर 23, 2023

जर सकाळी लवकर उठल्याने ताकद, बुद्धी आणि धन वाढतं - तर पेपर वाला आणि दूध वाला सर्वात मोठे श्रीमंत असते. झोपून राहत जा आणि जीवनाचा आनंद घ्या परदेशी नवरे बायकोने केलेला स्वैपाक... "काट्याने" खातात, तर भारतीय नवरे...? "मु काट्याने"

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

सरकारी कागदावर वजन ठेवले तर...

सोमवार,ऑक्टोबर 23, 2023

कोणत्याही कागदावर वजन ठेवल्यावर तो कागद हालत नाही - न्युटन पण सरकारी कागदावर वजन ठेवले तरच तो वेगाने हालतो - सरकारी न्युटन कागदांना पिन मारली तर कागद एकत्र होतात आणि माणसांना पिन मारली तर माणसे वेगवेगळी होतात. - न्युटन चा चुलत भाऊ. U टन

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

माझी काय चुक

मंगळवार,ऑक्टोबर 3, 2023

नवीन नवीन लग्न झाले होते. सासूबाईंनी माझे प्रताप बघून मला स्वयंपाकघरात प्रयोग करण्यापासून मज्जाव केला होता. पण स्वयंपाकघरात माझी सतत लुडबुड चालू होती. सासूबाईं खजुराची चटणी बनवणार होत्या. माझी धडपड बघून त्यांनी माझ्याकडे काम सोपवलं. "खजुराच्या बिया ...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

15 दिवसात फाडफाड इंग्लिश बोलायला शिका

गुरूवार,सप्टेंबर 14, 2023

कोकाटे - फक्त 15 दिवसात फाडफाड इंग्लिश बोलायला शिका! (महिलांना 50 % डिस्काउंट) मी :- महिलांना डिस्काउंट का?? कोकाटे - महिलांना फक्त इंग्लिश शिकवावं लागतं, फाडफाड बोलणे ही त्यांना दैवी देणगी आहे...!!

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Bail Pola Joke आज बैल पोळा आहे

गुरूवार,सप्टेंबर 14, 2023

आज कपाळावर गंध अथवा टिळा लावताना आठवणीने आरशासमोर उभे राहूनच हे कार्य करणे आवश्यक आहे. टिळा अथवा गंध लावल्यावर आठवणीने आरशात स्वतःलाच नमस्कार करा.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

पुढच्या वर्षीच येईन

शनिवार,सप्टेंबर 2, 2023

बॉस: अभिनंदन, तुमची निवड झाली आहे. तुमचा पगार पहिल्या वर्षी 6 लाख असेल आणि पुढच्या वर्षी 10 लाखांपर्यंत वाढवला जाईल.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

ऑटो ड्रायव्हरने चंद्रापर्यंत जाण्यासाठी 1200 कोटी मागितले

शुक्रवार,ऑगस्ट 25, 2023

बाई (ऑटो ड्रायव्हरला ): भाऊ, तू चंद्रापर्यंत चलशील. ऑटो ड्रायव्हर : हो, बसा पण 1200 कोटी लागतील. बाई: 1200 कोटी का, चांद्रयान 600 कोटींपर्यंत पोहोचलंय. ऑटो ड्रायव्हर: मॅडम, रिटर्नमध्ये भाडं भेटत नाही. रिकामं यावे लागेल.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

बॉसने डिनर मध्ये काय खाऊ घातलंस

शनिवार,ऑगस्ट 12, 2023

मैत्रीण (रागाने) - एवढा उशीर का झालास? मी कधीपासून वाट पाहत आहे प्रियकर- बॉसने थांबवले होते, त्याच्यासोबत जेवत होता. मैत्रीण- काय खाल्लस? प्रियकर- शिव्या

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360304	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.3134	3540424	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.9635	4089680	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050304', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050304', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes-sms'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.9653	4106648	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.9654	4109264	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	1.1078	4454960	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	1.1080	4455024	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	1.1080	4455024	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	1.1080	4471568	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	1.1080	4474384	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

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