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# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
बायपास झालेल्या मैत्रिणीला दुसऱ्या मैत्रिणीचा मेसेज
सोमवार,मार्च 4, 2024
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
२ चा पाढा एका कागदावर लिहून तो जाळल्यास जी राख तयार होते तिला ‘बेचिराख’ म्हणतात!
शाळे वाले पुस्तकांच्या पानांचे फोटो काढून पाठवत आहेत...
मी पण विचार करतोय नोटांचा फोटो काढून पाठवून देवू फी पण भरली जाईल.
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
रविवार,फेब्रुवारी 18, 2024
गुरूजी : एक बाई एका तासांत 50 पोळ्या बनवत असेल, तर तीन बायका एका तासांत किती पोळ्या बनवतील ?
बंड्या : एकही नाही. कारण, ती एकटी आहे म्हणूनच तर काम करते. तिघीजणी मिळून फक्त गप्पा मारतील.
( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35 |
Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
शनिवार,फेब्रुवारी 17, 2024
शेजारी - का मारता आहात मुलाला ?
पुणेकर - अहो ह्याला जीना एक पायरी सोडून चढ़ म्हणजे चप्पल कमी झिजते असे सांगितले होते, हा गाढव दोन पायर्या सोडून चढला.....
शेजारी - अहो मग मारता कश्यासाठी ? चप्पल आजून कमी झिजेल ना...
पुणेकर - अहो पण चड्डी ...
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
बुधवार,फेब्रुवारी 14, 2024
गुलाब आणुन देणारा फक्त फेब्रुवारी पुरताच....
कोथिंबिर आणुन देणाराच खरा...!
( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35 |
Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
मंगळवार,फेब्रुवारी 6, 2024
१. त्यांचं आडनाव आयुष्यभर एकच असतं.
२. त्याचं फोनवरचं संभाषण ३० सेकंदात संपतं.
३. ५/६ दिवसांच्या सहलीसाठी त्यांना एक जीन्स पुरेशी असते.
४. कोणी त्यांना आमंत्रण द्यायला विसरलं तरीही त्यांची मैत्री टिकून राहते.
( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35 |
Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
गुरूवार,फेब्रुवारी 1, 2024
कोणीतरी एकदा पुण्यातील एका प्रख्यात वकीलाला प्रश्न विचारले महाभारत आणि रामायण मध्ये काय फरक आहे?
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
मंगळवार,जानेवारी 23, 2024
मन्याशी पहिल्यांदा मुलगी स्वत:हून बोलली
बंड्या: काय झालं, तू एवढा आनंदी कसा आहेस?
मन्या: आज पहिल्यांदा माझ्याशी एक मुलगी स्वतःहून बोलली.
बंड्या: अरे वा! कसं काय?
मन्या: मी बसमध्ये बसलो होतो आणि ती मुलगी येऊन म्हणाली, ऊठ ही लेडीज सीट आहे.
( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35 |
Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
मास्तर: सांगा बघू , 5 – 5 = कीती?.
सगळी मुले शांत…
मास्तर.: सांग गण्या,जर तुझ्याकडे 5 इडल्या आहेत
आणि मी 5 इडल्या खाल्ल्या,
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
हिम्मतराव ड्रॉईंग रूम मध्ये बसले. शेजारीण त्या बाईला घेऊन वहिनींबरोबर किचन रूम मधे गेल्या. शेजारीणला आपली किती काळजी आहे हा विचार करुन हिम्मतरावांच्या डोळ्यातून पाणी आलं. त्यांना विश्वासच वाटत नव्हता की आजच्या काळात पण काही लोक दुसऱ्याचं दुःख ...
( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35 |
Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
रविवार,नोव्हेंबर 12, 2023
दिवाळीत आपल्या मनाचंही केलं तर? मनातली अशी अडगळ. कधीचे सायडिंगला पडलेले माळे. त्या माळ्यावर टाकून दिलेल्या आठवणी,
त्यातले काच
संताप
चिडचिड
आणि काही मनभर पसरलेला पसारा
त्यावर बसलेली धूळ,
अस्ताव्यस्त भावनांचे तुकडे,
नकोशा ...
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
कृपया दिवाळीच्या शुभेच्छा कमीत कमी शब्दात द्याव्यात.
उगीच लांबड लावू नये
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
जर सकाळी लवकर उठल्याने
ताकद, बुद्धी आणि धन वाढतं - तर पेपर वाला आणि दूध वाला सर्वात मोठे श्रीमंत असते.
झोपून राहत जा आणि जीवनाचा आनंद घ्या
परदेशी नवरे बायकोने केलेला स्वैपाक...
"काट्याने" खातात,
तर भारतीय नवरे...?
"मु काट्याने"
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
कोणत्याही कागदावर वजन ठेवल्यावर तो कागद हालत नाही
- न्युटन
पण सरकारी कागदावर वजन ठेवले तरच तो वेगाने हालतो
- सरकारी न्युटन
कागदांना पिन मारली तर कागद एकत्र होतात आणि माणसांना पिन मारली तर माणसे वेगवेगळी होतात.
- न्युटन चा चुलत भाऊ. U टन
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
नवीन नवीन लग्न झाले होते. सासूबाईंनी माझे प्रताप बघून मला स्वयंपाकघरात प्रयोग करण्यापासून मज्जाव केला होता. पण स्वयंपाकघरात माझी सतत लुडबुड चालू होती. सासूबाईं खजुराची चटणी बनवणार होत्या. माझी धडपड बघून त्यांनी माझ्याकडे काम सोपवलं. "खजुराच्या बिया ...
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
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मी :- महिलांना डिस्काउंट का??
कोकाटे - महिलांना फक्त इंग्लिश शिकवावं लागतं, फाडफाड बोलणे ही त्यांना दैवी देणगी आहे...!!
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
गुरूवार,सप्टेंबर 14, 2023
आज कपाळावर गंध अथवा टिळा लावताना आठवणीने आरशासमोर उभे राहूनच हे कार्य करणे आवश्यक आहे. टिळा अथवा गंध लावल्यावर आठवणीने आरशात स्वतःलाच नमस्कार करा.
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
बॉस: अभिनंदन, तुमची निवड झाली आहे. तुमचा पगार पहिल्या वर्षी 6 लाख असेल आणि पुढच्या वर्षी 10 लाखांपर्यंत वाढवला जाईल.
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Call Stack |
# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 360272 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
2 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:69 |
3 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:366 |
4 | 0.2509 | 3540384 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:97 |
5 | 0.8985 | 4089432 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '10503', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '10503', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
6 | 0.8997 | 4106400 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
7 | 0.8997 | 4109016 | Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
8 | 0.9778 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ) | .../HomePageController.php:532 |
9 | 0.9779 | 4373392 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ) | .../Action.php:212 |
10 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:921 |
11 | 0.9781 | 4373456 | Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../ViewRenderer.php:900 |
12 | 0.9781 | 4390000 | Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ) | .../Abstract.php:888 |
13 | 0.9781 | 4392816 | include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ) | .../View.php:108 |
बाई (ऑटो ड्रायव्हरला ): भाऊ, तू चंद्रापर्यंत चलशील.
ऑटो ड्रायव्हर : हो, बसा पण 1200 कोटी लागतील.
बाई: 1200 कोटी का, चांद्रयान 600 कोटींपर्यंत पोहोचलंय.
ऑटो ड्रायव्हर: मॅडम, रिटर्नमध्ये भाडं भेटत नाही. रिकामं यावे लागेल.