( ! ) Notice: Only variables should be passed by reference in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/models/HomePageTable.php on line 32
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.8795	4386808	Core_Model_HomePageTable->getCategoryArticles( $params = class stdClass { public $categoryId = '1050303000'; public $categoryCreationId = '1050303'; public $itemsPerPage = 20; public $pageNo = 1; public $mediaOption = 2 } )	.../HomePageController.php:502

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

विद्यार्थी -शिक्षक जोक : सांबर चटणी

शनिवार,जानेवारी 20, 2024

( ! ) Warning: Undefined array key "debug" in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php on line 35
Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

चांगलं काम

सोमवार,मे 8, 2023

गुरुजी - तुमच्यापैकी कोणी कधी काही चांगलं काम केलं का? बंटी - होय गुरुजी मी केलं आहे. गुरुजी- काय केलंस ? बंटी- कालच एक आजी हळू हळू आरामात पायी चालत घरी जात होत्या. मी त्यांच्यामागे एक कुत्र सोडून दिलं... त्या पटकन घरी पोहचून ...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

मुलांचे जोक - बाई नापास झाल्या

शनिवार,एप्रिल 22, 2023

बाबा - काय रे तुझ्या वर्गात सगळे पास झाले का? दगडू - हो, आम्ही सगळे पास झालो, पण आमच्या बाई मात्र नापास झाल्या.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Summer Joke बंड्याच्या घरी पाहुणे आले

शुक्रवार,एप्रिल 21, 2023

बंड्याच्या घरी पाहुणे आले बंड्या : आज मी कुठे झोपणार मला तर झोपायला जागाच उरली नाही. पाहुणे थट्टा करत : आता तु कोणाजवळ झोपणार? आईजवळ की वडिलांजवळ ? बंड्या : दोघांजवळ नाही... मी तर कूलरजवळ झोपणार...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

शिक्षक विद्यार्थी जोक - नकाशा ओला होणार

मंगळवार,एप्रिल 18, 2023

शिक्षक - सांग मला, यमुना नदी कोठून वाहते? गोट्या - जमिनीवरून शिक्षक - नकाशात पाहून सांग, कोठून वाहते...

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Teacher -Student Joke -चीटिंग करता येत नाही

रविवार,एप्रिल 16, 2023

परीक्षा सुरु असताना मुलांना चिटीँग पण करता येत नसते. शेवटचा बेँचवर बसलेल्या मन्या ने परीक्षकाला एक चिठ्ठी दिली. परीक्षकाने चिठ्ठी वाचली आणि चुपचाप आपल्या खुर्चीवर जाऊन बसला.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Teacher Student Joke - सर्वात जुना प्राणी झेब्रा

शुक्रवार,एप्रिल 14, 2023

गणपत सर: सांगा पाहू सगळ्यात जुना प्राणी कोणता? मालू : झेब्रा. गणपत सर: असं का बरं?

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

शिक्षक -विद्यार्थी जोक : टोपी का घालतोस

बुधवार,एप्रिल 12, 2023

शिक्षक-गण्या तू नेहमी शाळेत टोपी घालून का येतोस..? गण्या : कारण कुणाला कळायला नको की माझ्या डोक्यात काय चालले आहे ते

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

शिक्षक आणि विद्यार्थी जोक

रविवार,एप्रिल 9, 2023

शिक्षक आणि विद्यार्थी जोक- जन्म कुठे झाला सर: सांग मन्या तुझा जन्म कुठे झाला? मन्या: औरंगाबाद सर: चल त्याची स्पेलिँग सांग बरं… मन्या थोडा विचार करतो आणि म्हणतो “नाही, नाही…. माझा जन्म पुण्यात झाला…

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

विद्यार्थी -शिक्षक जोक -अकबराचा मोबाईल नंबर

सोमवार,एप्रिल 3, 2023

गुरुजी: अकबरचा जन्म आणि मृत्यू कधी झाला? पक्या : माहीत नाही. गुरुजी: अरे असे काय करतोस……? पुस्तकामध्ये लिहिले आहे की 1542– 1605

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Teacher and Student Jokes :काय विचार करतोय

शनिवार,एप्रिल 1, 2023

वर्गात गणिताचा पेपर सुरु असतो शिक्षक - गण्या पेपर लिहायचा सोडून काय विचार करतोस. गण्या - कुठल्या प्रश्नाचे उतर कुठल्या खिशात आहे, याचा विचार करतोय सर.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

शिक्षक विद्यार्थी जोक - नकाशा ओला होणार

बुधवार,मार्च 29, 2023

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Teacher-student marathi joke -तुमच्याकडे बघितले

मंगळवार,मार्च 28, 2023

शिक्षक - गोट्या चल सांग, Monkey ला मराठीत काय म्हणतात? गोट्या - माकड म्हणतात. शिक्षक - तू पुस्तकात बघून सांगितलं ना...!

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Kids Joke :नियम म्हणजे नियम

सोमवार,मार्च 27, 2023

शिक्षक : जर कुणी शाळेच्या समोर बाॅम्ब ठेवला तर काय कराल? पक्या : 1-2 तास बघणार कोणी नेला तर ठीक आहे. नाहीतर स्टाफ रूम मधे जमा करणार.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

KIds Joke - टीचर आणि महाभारत

रविवार,मार्च 26, 2023

दिपू : मम्मी मी उद्यापासून शाळेत नाही जाणार मम्मी : का रे, आज परत पार खाल्ला काय? दिपू : अगं समजत नाही त्या टीचर स्वतःला काय समजतात मम्मी : असं काय झालं? दिपू : टीचर ने स्वतः फळ्यावर लिहिलं “महाभारत”

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Teacher Student Joke - डोक्यात काय चाललं आहे

रविवार,मार्च 26, 2023

शिक्षक- गण्या तू नेहमी शाळेत टोपी घालून का येतोस..? गण्या: कारण कुणाला कळायला नको की माझ्या डोक्यात काय चालले आहे ते

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

Kids Joke- एक गोंडस मागणी

शुक्रवार,मार्च 24, 2023

एक छोटासा मुलगा आईवर चिडून घराबाहेर बसला होता बाबा म्हणाले, “काय झालं बाळा?

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

विद्यार्थी -शिक्षक जोक : गुरुजी आणि पक्या

शनिवार,मार्च 18, 2023

गुरुजी : काय समजले नसेल तर विचारा. पक्या : गुरुजी फळा पुसल्यावर फळ्यावरील अक्षरे कोठे जातात.

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

विद्यार्थी शिक्षक जोक- गुण कुठून आले

गुरूवार,मार्च 16, 2023

सर – किती निर्लज्ज आहेस तु पक्या ? तू100 पैकी फक्त 5 गुण मिळवले आणि तरी सुध्दा हसत आहेस मुर्खा?लाज वाटत नाही तुला पक्या - सर , मी हसत आहे कारण

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Call Stack
#	Time	Memory	Function	Location
1	0.0000	360272	{main}( )	.../bootstrap.php:0
2	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application->run( )	.../bootstrap.php:69
3	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( )	.../Application.php:366
4	0.2357	3540384	Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? )	.../Bootstrap.php:97
5	0.7878	4089408	Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050303', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050303', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/kids-joke'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/kids-joke'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } )	.../Front.php:954
6	0.7893	4106376	Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' )	.../Standard.php:308
7	0.7893	4108992	Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( )	.../Action.php:516
8	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? )	.../HomePageController.php:532
9	0.9081	4450840	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE )	.../Action.php:212
10	0.9082	4450904	Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL )	.../ViewRenderer.php:921
11	0.9083	4450904	Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../ViewRenderer.php:900
12	0.9083	4467448	Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' )	.../Abstract.php:888
13	0.9083	4470264	include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php )	.../View.php:108

kids Joke - आई आणि बंड्या

मंगळवार,मार्च 14, 2023

आई :- बंड्या लवकर आंघोळ करून घे, नाहीतर शाळा बुडेल! बंड्या :- आई बादलीभर पाण्यात