बायकोने नवर्याला जोरात लाथ मारली
बायकोने नवर्याला जोरात लाथ मारली.
नवरा वेदनेमुळे ओरडू लागला.
नवरा: का मारलं?
बायको: अरे! डास होता... आणि मी जिवंत असताना तुमचं रक्त अजून कुणी शोषावे असे मी होऊ देणार नाही.....
| ( ! ) Warning: file_put_contents(/tmp/mr/marathi-jokes-sms.json): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/library/Site/Utility.php on line 1033 | ||||
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| Call Stack | ||||
| # | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
| 1 | 0.0001 | 362296 | {main}( ) | .../bootstrap.php:0 |
| 2 | 0.0924 | 2420056 | Zend_Application->run( ) | .../bootstrap.php:62 |
| 3 | 0.0925 | 2420056 | Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ) | .../Application.php:378 |
| 4 | 0.0925 | 2420056 | Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ) | .../Bootstrap.php:101 |
| 5 | 0.0956 | 2455912 | Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'article'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'manager'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'display'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = [1 => 's', 'articleSeoStr' => '-119030900019_1', 'module' => 'article', 'controller' => 'manager', 'action' => 'display']; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/article/marathi-jokes-sms/marathi-jokes-119030900019_1.html'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/article/marathi-jokes-sms/marathi-jokes-119030900019_1.html'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = []; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ) | .../Front.php:954 |
| 6 | 0.0991 | 2556976 | Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'displayAction' ) | .../Standard.php:308 |
| 7 | 0.0991 | 2559656 | Article_ManagerController->displayAction( ) | .../Action.php:516 |
| 8 | 0.4236 | 2728512 | Site_Utility::getCachedApi( $url = 'https://ws-n.webdunia.com/json/rightbar?lang=mr&url=/marathi-jokes-sms', $cacheFile = '/tmp/mr/marathi-jokes-sms.json', $cacheTime = 1800 ) | .../ManagerController.php:134 |
| 9 | 0.5044 | 2757184 | file_put_contents( $filename = '/tmp/mr/marathi-jokes-sms.json', $data = '{"Contents":[[{"Type":"PageList","Title":"\\u0928\\u0915\\u094d\\u0915\\u0940 \\u0935\\u093e\\u091a\\u093e","ViewAllUrl":"\\/entertainment-marathi","SeeAllText":"\\u0938\\u0930\\u094d\\u0935 \\u092a\\u0939\\u093e","Pages":[{"Type":"ThumbnailTitleLink","Thumbnail":"https:\\/\\/nonprod-media.webdunia.com\\/public_html\\/_media\\/gu\\/img\\/article\\/2026-11\\/12\\/thumb\\/5_4\\/1794447271-0489.jpg","Title":"\\u0915\\u093e\\u0935\\u094d\\u092f\\u093e \\u092e\\u093e\\u0930\\u0928 \\u0906\\u0923\\u093f \\u0905\\u0928\\u093f\\u0930\\u0941\\u0926\\u094d\\u0927 \\u'..., $flags = 2 ) | .../Utility.php:1033 |
