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World Cup Joke सिरियल किलर

शनिवार,ऑक्टोबर 28, 2023

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जगातील दोन कठीण कामे...

गुरूवार,ऑगस्ट 3, 2023
जगातील दोन कठीण कामे... (१) आपल्या डोक्यातील विचार दुसऱ्याच्या डोक्यात उतरविणे. (२) दुसऱ्याच्या खिशातील पैसा आपल्या खिश्यात आणणे. पहिल्या कामात हुशार त्याला "शिक्षक" म्हणतात. दुसऱ्या कामात हुशार त्याला "व्यापारी" म्हणतात. आणि दोन्ही ...

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पत्नी: हिंदी भाषेपेक्षा आपली मराठी चांगली आहे, नाही का? पती: असं का बरं?? पत्नी: हिंदीमध्ये तर अ न प ढ संपूर्ण म्हणावं लागतं,..... पत्नी:आपल्यात तर फक्त ढ म्हटलं तरी चालतय!!!!

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बायको आयसीयूमध्ये कोमात होती. नवरा ढसाढसा रडत होता. डॉक्टर म्हणाले - आम्ही सर्वतोपरी प्रयत्न करत आहोत, पण ती अजिबात बोलू शकत नाही. कदाचित कोमात गेली. आता सर्व काही देवाच्या हातात आहे. नवरा म्हणाला - अहो डॉक्टर ती आता फक्त 40 वर्षांची आहे.

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पुण्यात कॉलेजला जाताना रस्त्यावर प्रियकर प्रेयसीला म्हणतो, - प्रिये, मला तुझ्या डोळ्यात सगळ जग दिसतंय... तेवढ्यात बाजूने जाणारे मुळे काका विचारतात

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Marathi Joke गैरसमज

मंगळवार,मे 9, 2023
बायको - तुम्ही मला झोपेत शिव्या देत होता. नवरा - नाही, तुझा गैरसमज झाला. बायको - कसला गैरसमज नवरा- हेच की मी झोपेत होतो...

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#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
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101.32474453912Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:921
111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
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गण्याची बायको - माझ्या आईचं ऐकलं असत आणि तुम्हाला लग्नाला नकार दिला असता, तर मी सुखी झाले असते...! गण्या - काय सांगतेस काय...

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101.32474453912Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:921
111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
121.32474470456Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../Abstract.php:888
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नाम्याची आई - अरे नाम्या , लवकर घरी ये... सुनबाईला अटॅक आला आहे वाटत... तिच तोंड वाकड, डोळे वर आणि मान वाकडी झालीय... नाम्या - अगं आई तू घाबरू नकोस,

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#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
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पक्या दारू पिऊन घरी जातो... बायकोला कळू नये म्हणून तो लॅपटॉप उघडतो आणि काहीतरी टाईप करण्याचे नाटक करतो... बायको - आज तुम्ही परत दारू पिऊन आलात ना.

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20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
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बायको - अहो, ऐकता का...? नवरा - हा... बोल... बायको - अहो डॉक्टरने मला एक महिना कुठेतरी विदेशात जाऊन आराम करायला सांगितले आहे... मग आपण कधी जायचं...?

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
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Marathi joke - कार मोठी झाली

शुक्रवार,एप्रिल 28, 2023
मन्या कार धुवत असतो... तेवढ्यात शेजारून जोशी काकू चाललेल्या असतात, त्या पक्याला विचारतात - कार धूत आहेस का...? मन्या (चिडून) - नाही, पाणी देत आहे,

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#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
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बायको आणि मोबाईलची बेटरी बायको - अहो प्लीज माझा मोबाईल चार्जिंगला लावून द्या ना... नवरा - अग रात्री चार्जिंग लावू नकोस, मोबाईल ब्लास्ट पण होऊ शकतो

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
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नवरा बायको जोक - खोया पनीर

मंगळवार,एप्रिल 25, 2023
बायकोने बनवलेल्या पनीरच्या भाजीत पनीर शोधून सापडले नाही नवऱ्याने हिम्मत करून बायकोला विचारलं तर ती म्हणाली,

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
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121.32474470456Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../Abstract.php:888
131.32474473272include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ).../View.php:108
खूप कंटाळा आला आणि दुपारच्या वेळी प्राइमरी शाळेत मॅडम झोपल्या होत्या, तेवढ्यात प्रिन्सिपल आले, मॅडम पकडल्या गेल्या.. बराच वेळ जागे करण्याच्या प्रयत्ना नंतर, मॅडम उठल्या, प्रिन्सिपलकडे बघून मॅडम म्हणाल्या ,

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
61.14694106408Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ).../Standard.php:308
71.14704109024Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ).../Action.php:516
81.32444453848Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ).../HomePageController.php:532
91.32454453848Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ).../Action.php:212
101.32474453912Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:921
111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
121.32474470456Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../Abstract.php:888
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माझी तुझी रेशीम गाठ मालिकेतील मराठमोळी अभिनेत्री शीतल क्षीरसागर म्हणजे सिम्मी काकूंची भूमिका साकारणारी शीतल हिने चक्क चुलीवर भाकरी भाजण्याचा आनंद घेतला आहे.अभिनेत्री शीतलने हा अनुभव सर्वांसोबत शेअर केला आहे. हा अनुभव तिने कोकणातील गावातील चुलीवर ...

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
61.14694106408Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ).../Standard.php:308
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91.32454453848Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ).../Action.php:212
101.32474453912Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:921
111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
121.32474470456Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../Abstract.php:888
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लग्न जोक - नवरदेव आणि देव

शनिवार,एप्रिल 22, 2023
एक बाई देवाला विचारते की देवा स्रियांना मंदिरात प्रवेश का नाही देत तर देव उत्तर देतो तुम्हाला एक देव दिलेला आहे “नवरदेव”

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
61.14694106408Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ).../Standard.php:308
71.14704109024Core_HomePageController->categoryArticleAction( ).../Action.php:516
81.32444453848Zend_Controller_Action->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = ???, $noController = ??? ).../HomePageController.php:532
91.32454453848Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->render( $action = 'theme6-article-listing-1', $name = NULL, $noController = FALSE ).../Action.php:212
101.32474453912Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:921
111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
121.32474470456Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../Abstract.php:888
131.32474473272include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ).../View.php:108
एक मुलगा आणि मुलगी दोघे बाईक वरुन चाललेले असतात ……… थोडे अंतर गेल्यावर.. मुलगा मुलीला…, मुलगा-;अरे मी हात सोडुन बाईक चालवु का?

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
51.14544089440Zend_Controller_Dispatcher_Standard->dispatch( $request = class Zend_Controller_Request_Http { protected $_dispatched = TRUE; protected $_module = 'core'; protected $_moduleKey = 'module'; protected $_controller = 'home-page'; protected $_controllerKey = 'controller'; protected $_action = 'category-article'; protected $_actionKey = 'action'; protected $_params = ['module' => 'core', 'controller' => 'home-page', 'action' => 'display', 'categorySeoStr' => '1050302', 'page' => '', 'categoryId' => '1050302', 'categoryObject' => class stdClass { ... }]; protected $_paramSources = [0 => '_GET', 1 => '_POST']; protected $_requestUri = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_baseUrl = ''; protected $_basePath = NULL; protected $_pathInfo = '/marathi-man-woman-jokes'; protected $_rawBody = NULL; protected $_aliases = [] }, $response = class Zend_Controller_Response_Http { protected $_body = ['default' => '']; protected $_exceptions = []; protected $_headers = []; protected $_headersRaw = []; protected $_httpResponseCode = 200; protected $_isRedirect = FALSE; protected $_renderExceptions = FALSE; public $headersSentThrowsException = TRUE } ).../Front.php:954
61.14694106408Zend_Controller_Action->dispatch( $action = 'categoryArticleAction' ).../Standard.php:308
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111.32474453912Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php' ).../ViewRenderer.php:900
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Funny joke -मन्याचा बदला

सोमवार,एप्रिल 17, 2023
मन्या ने एका मुलीला प्रपोज केल. पण, मुलीने नकार दिला. मग काय…. मन्या ने ऑटो रिक्षा घेतली. आणि तीच्याच कॉलनी मधे रिक्षा चालवू लागला…

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
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131.32474473272include( '/u2/websites/marathi-uat.webdunia.com/application/modules/core/views/scripts/home-page/theme6-article-listing-1.php ).../View.php:108
माझा नवरा बावळट आहे असं काही बायका म्हणू शकत नाही. म्हणून त्या म्हणतात ''आमचे हे सरळ आणि साधे आहेत.

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Call Stack
#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
10.0000360336{main}( ).../bootstrap.php:0
20.53443540464Zend_Application->run( ).../bootstrap.php:69
30.53443540464Zend_Application_Bootstrap_Bootstrap->run( ).../Application.php:366
40.53443540464Zend_Controller_Front->dispatch( $request = ???, $response = ??? ).../Bootstrap.php:97
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नवरा बायको जोक-प्रेम विवाह

शनिवार,एप्रिल 15, 2023
कधीही प्रेमविवाह करू नका कालच शेजारची बाई नवऱ्याला भांडताना ओरडत होती.